UPLOAD


This is the world's shittest server room.
You said that about the last two.
Yeah, 'n they've been getting consecutively shittier. Why are we hopping around like this, again?
They shored things up since last time - actually flushing caches for once, and letting most of their security software update. Can't just nick most site data from one or two clusters.
That sounds... baseline.
Yeah. Already past it. You in, palette?
Copy, Blue. Stand by, brush.
Copy.
Copy.
Gotcha.
...I bet Agent fucking Burdock is having a lovely time.
Fuck's sake.
We're here at 2AM in some shipment shell company's throwaway server room, again, while he's out there doing super-spy shit! Dodging lasers and sipping wine!
Confirmed uplink. Stand by..
He's mostly hanging around rampantly psychopathic trillionaires, feeding their egos enough for them to spill secrets. I think I'd prefer this, given the choice.
...and he's certainly not getting inebriated on the job.
Sure.
Copy that one, or I'd be black-out too, brush.
(chuckle)
That's why I chug a can before we set out.
(a stifled laugh)
Fuckin', whatever. I guess I'm a little sick of crawling around vents.
You'd think by now they'd stop putting latches on the inside of secure rooms.
More fun than picking them.

Alright, palette, that's the lot. Got everything?
Looks it. Green?
All clear, yeah. Good to go.
Alright. Make your way out of there, y'all.
Copy.
Copy that.
Sure thing-- ow! Prick, what?
...Copy.


23rd Jan 2023// Originally untitled. The initial adventure in getting Team Swatch down on 'paper'.